Dog for Sale

Whether you own a dog or not,
you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch below!

Dog For Sale  
But free to good home. Excellent guard dog. 

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
  Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

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