Another Reason California is Broke

Scenario:  Governor of State jogging with his dog along a trail...
                 Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog.

California:

#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.

#2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.

#3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Wildlife Services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.

#8. Governor's security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.

#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.

 Arizona:

#1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and she and the dog keep jogging.

  And we wonder why California is Broke????

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